Blind Dates #1 – The Single Persons’ Public Enemy #1 – The one that started it all! This award-winning essay takes a humorous look at some of the disastrous blind dates I have been on. After these blind dates, it’s a wonder I still have a sense of humour. Written in 2006-2007
5 Ways To Control Your Children While Grocery Shopping – My most controversial essay to date and one of the most popular. A humorous and pissed-off list of things parents can do to control their children (aka breeder mistakes) while shopping. Print this out and give it to parents while you’re shopping. I’ll take all blame. Written in 2007, but not enough balls to post it until December 26, 2009



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