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*Originally Written Saturday, September 22, 2007* I am a freak magnet. I have made this statement many times throughout my life and it never ceases to amaze me that I keep saying it. But, I have never actually questioned why I am a freak magnet. Until last night. My right hip and knee were killing me last [...] January 9th, 2010 | Category: Humor, I'm A Bastard, Personal, Uncategorized | 2 comments | 360 views |
 Print This Post*Originally Published Monday, September 10, 2007* I am convinced I am having one of those lifetimes that makes Murphy’s Law look like a tea party with Pollyanna and Mary Poppins. Too much crap, weird stuff, and just plain messed-up fun (can you hear the sarcasm there?) going on this past week. Okay, so on Friday, August 31, one [...] January 9th, 2010 | Category: I'm A Bastard, Personal, Uncategorized | Leave a comment | 545 views |
Print This Post*Originally Published Friday, September 14, 2007* I have often wondered how so many days can be filled with such opposing emotions. One moment, calm the next. Depressed one second and filled with uproarious laughter right after. (Hey, I rhymed.) I’m thinking this surely must be life, as we can’t all be manic-depressive or bi-polar, can we? Although, [...] January 9th, 2010 | Category: I'm A Bastard, Personal, Personal Stupidity, Uncategorized | 3 comments | 1,219 views |
Print This Post*Originally Published December 26, 2009* I had to go grocery shopping today with my mother. I hate this. I prefer to do my shopping when I get off work, which is at one in the morning. However, I have to go shopping with her once every three weeks on Sunday in the middle of the afternoon [...] December 28th, 2009 | Category: Humor Essay, I'm A Bastard, Uncategorized | 8 comments | 527 views |
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 Name: R.J. Bio: I'm a gay, award-winning writer whose life makes Murphy's Law look like a tea party with Pollyanna and Mary Poppins. I've got a balding head of hair, a ton of debt, and a geek's-delight DVD collection, so yes, I am living the American dream. That dream just happens to be a nightmare and I write about it. |
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