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Wow, it has been way too long since I last updated my blog. Sorry about that, but things in my life are crazy.

Many of you have probably seen certain tweets or heard me on the podcast saying that I have a lot of not fun stuff going on, but never going into detail. It’s not [...]

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I May Have Been Replaced By A Pod Person

Either senility is kicking in for me way early (good possibility), I’ve been replaced by a pod person (also a good possibility), or I’ve had it with being out-of-shape (most likely scenario, other than the pod person thing).

Today I cleaned out my car and cleaned all the inside windows. This was an accomplishment in and [...]

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The Busy Bee Gets The Worm, Er, Something Like That

It’s probably been a few weeks since I last posted something here. I honestly cannot remember right now and am too lazy busy to even look. I’ve had, and continue to have, so many things going on that I can’t seem to catch up. Well, for right now, at least.

I’m behind on emails I want [...]

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Wake Up With A Cup Of Fresh Hell – A New Podcast

It’s been over a year since I first thought of doing a podcast and finally it’s come to fruition, thanks to my friend Chris Guido. He reminded me of it last month and we sat down a few days ago and recorded our intro episode.

The podcast is called A Cup Of Fresh Hell Served With [...]

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Another Death, Another Life

I’ve died again.

Not literally, obviously, but figuratively. We all have deaths of ourselves throughout our lives, or at least, death of phases of ourselves. This death was fast, painful, and unexpected, but I’m coming to realize, good.

With every death of ourselves a new life begins. We become the people we turn into and leave behind [...]

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All I Want For Valentine's Day Is A Severed Head

Valentine’s Day is my third most hated day of the year, right behind Christmas and my birthday. I have hated Valentine’s Day ever since Kindergarten when we had to exchange those stupid little cards with everyone in the class. It didn’t make sense then and it never did, even as I got older and understood [...]

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Am I Broken?

I think I may be having the crisis you’re supposed to have when you turn 30, only I’m two years too late.

After I broke it off with my fiancé five years ago, I swore off men for three-and-a-half years. I was tired of the lies, the bullshit, and the unwillingness to compromise on their part. [...]

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And A Stomach Pump For Dessert, Please...

*Originally Written March 29, 2008*

Today I ate.

(Well, duh!  I eat everyday.)

A lot.

Too much, in fact.

When I set out for Dillar’s restaurant tonight, I didn’t plan on ordering as much as I did. I was hungry, true, but this amount of food for one person is completely ridiculous.  (Unless, of course, you’re Sally Struthers, in [...]

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Why Am I A Freak Magnet?

*Originally Written Saturday, September 22, 2007*

I am a freak magnet.

I have made this statement many times throughout my life and it never ceases to amaze me that I keep saying it. But, I have never actually questioned why I am a freak magnet.  Until last night.

My right hip and knee were killing me last [...]

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Busy And Crazy Week

*Originally Published Monday, September 10, 2007*

I am convinced I am having one of those lifetimes that makes Murphy’s Law look like a tea party with Pollyanna and Mary Poppins. Too much crap, weird stuff, and just plain messed-up fun (can you hear the sarcasm there?) going on this past week.

Okay, so on Friday, August 31, one [...]

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