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Hey y’all! I am such a dork. LOL I recorded this for episode 3 of the podcast I do and I’m laughing at my own stupidity. Seriously, I need professional mental help. If you haven’t listened to the podcast yet, here’s a snippet. No, this is not normal material on the show. Please don’t judge the whole [...] March 14th, 2010 | Category: Humor, Podcast, Uncategorized | 2 comments | 252 views |
 Print This PostIt’s said that a picture is worth a thousand words. Take off three zeros and there’s only one word left to describe anything I draw—crap! As a writer, I can paint you a picture with words, creating captivating new lands, opening your imagination, making you laugh, etc. As an artist, I can draw you a picture [...] February 14th, 2010 | Category: Humor, Personal Stupidity, Uncategorized | One comment | 283 views |
Print This PostValentine’s Day is my third most hated day of the year, right behind Christmas and my birthday. I have hated Valentine’s Day ever since Kindergarten when we had to exchange those stupid little cards with everyone in the class. It didn’t make sense then and it never did, even as I got older and understood [...] *Originally Written March 29, 2008* Today I ate. (Well, duh! I eat everyday.) A lot. Too much, in fact. When I set out for Dillar’s restaurant tonight, I didn’t plan on ordering as much as I did. I was hungry, true, but this amount of food for one person is completely ridiculous. (Unless, of course, you’re Sally Struthers, in [...] January 9th, 2010 | Category: Humor, Personal, Uncategorized | Leave a comment | 1,615 views |
Print This Post*Originally Written Saturday, September 22, 2007* I am a freak magnet. I have made this statement many times throughout my life and it never ceases to amaze me that I keep saying it. But, I have never actually questioned why I am a freak magnet. Until last night. My right hip and knee were killing me last [...] January 9th, 2010 | Category: Humor, I'm A Bastard, Personal, Uncategorized | 3 comments | 366 views |
Print This Post*Originally written Tuesday, September 18, 2007* Scene: Yesterday one of my friends (who is also an assistant supervisor where I work) turned thirty-seven and she’s not happy. I don’t think I helped it any. Me: Happy Birthday! How old are you now? Twenty-nine? *big cheesy grin* Her: Yeah, and holding for 8 years. I’m pushing forty over here! Me: [...] December 27th, 2009 | Category: Humor, Personal, Uncategorized | Leave a comment | 185 views |
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 Name: R.J. Bio: I'm a gay, award-winning writer whose life makes Murphy's Law look like a tea party with Pollyanna and Mary Poppins. I've got a balding head of hair, a ton of debt, and a geek's-delight DVD collection, so yes, I am living the American dream. That dream just happens to be a nightmare and I write about it. |
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