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This is the audio skit performed with my friend and co-host, Chris, from the upcoming Episode 15 of A Cup of Fresh Hell Served With A Side Of Heaven podcast I co-host. It’s loosely based on what happened when my mom told my dad she was pregnant. To find out the real story and why I [...] I never thought I’d be posting a recipe here, but I’ve had so many requests for this recipe that I thought I would put it in one handy place for everyone to view/copy/email etc. at their leisure. This is not my own recipe. I found it and loved the simplicity of it. It’s a very old-fashioned [...] Either senility is kicking in for me way early (good possibility), I’ve been replaced by a pod person (also a good possibility), or I’ve had it with being out-of-shape (most likely scenario, other than the pod person thing). Today I cleaned out my car and cleaned all the inside windows. This was an accomplishment in and [...] Hey all. As some of you may know, Britney Spears escaped her dad and tried to take over the podcast I co-host with my friend, Chris. I’m sad I didn’t get to meet her and would love for her to return. The clip of Britney is here. Chris hopes she doesn’t return. I want her [...] Hey y’all! I am such a dork. LOL I recorded this for episode 3 of the podcast I do and I’m laughing at my own stupidity. Seriously, I need professional mental help. If you haven’t listened to the podcast yet, here’s a snippet. No, this is not normal material on the show. Please don’t judge the whole [...] March 14th, 2010 | Category: Humor, Podcast, Uncategorized | 2 comments | 251 views |
 Print This PostIt’s probably been a few weeks since I last posted something here. I honestly cannot remember right now and am too lazy busy to even look. I’ve had, and continue to have, so many things going on that I can’t seem to catch up. Well, for right now, at least. I’m behind on emails I want [...] February 28th, 2010 | Category: Personal, Podcast, Uncategorized, writing | 2 comments | 385 views |
Print This PostIt’s said that a picture is worth a thousand words. Take off three zeros and there’s only one word left to describe anything I draw—crap! As a writer, I can paint you a picture with words, creating captivating new lands, opening your imagination, making you laugh, etc. As an artist, I can draw you a picture [...] February 14th, 2010 | Category: Humor, Personal Stupidity, Uncategorized | One comment | 279 views |
Print This PostIn the movie Dogma Alanis Morissette plays God. I thought then, when the movie first came out, and I still think now that the casting couldn’t have been more perfect. I have loved Alanis since her debut album, Jagged Little Pill, came out in 1995. Since then, her work has become deeper and it speaks volumes [...] I think I may be having the crisis you’re supposed to have when you turn 30, only I’m two years too late. After I broke it off with my fiancé five years ago, I swore off men for three-and-a-half years. I was tired of the lies, the bullshit, and the unwillingness to compromise on their part. [...] February 4th, 2010 | Category: Personal, Uncategorized | Leave a comment | 220 views |
Print This Post*Originally Written March 29, 2008* Today I ate. (Well, duh! I eat everyday.) A lot. Too much, in fact. When I set out for Dillar’s restaurant tonight, I didn’t plan on ordering as much as I did. I was hungry, true, but this amount of food for one person is completely ridiculous. (Unless, of course, you’re Sally Struthers, in [...] January 9th, 2010 | Category: Humor, Personal, Uncategorized | Leave a comment | 1,615 views |
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 Name: R.J. Bio: I'm a gay, award-winning writer whose life makes Murphy's Law look like a tea party with Pollyanna and Mary Poppins. I've got a balding head of hair, a ton of debt, and a geek's-delight DVD collection, so yes, I am living the American dream. That dream just happens to be a nightmare and I write about it. |
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